Monday, November 9, 2009

You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?

Hahahaha. What the hell. Where are these questions coming from? They sound like something my mother would ask me. By the way, I'm convinced she was a multimillion dollar crack whore once upon a time in her 'young years'.
Those were gone about 20 years ago. But she doesn't understand, I guess.
Regarding this question. My dad is a pansy ass and wouldn't be on the roller coaster with me. He'd be eating my candy apple. Because I hate them. The only thing that would stop him was seeing the ride picture of me kissing the boy in the seat next to me ;D

Currently Listening To: Bonfire - Craig Morgan

So. I just found out that the boy I like has been leading my on for about two weeks and has a girlfriend. Now, let's not freak out. This is the second time this has happened to me. So I've created a pretty dense wall of strength, and I'll make it out of this unaffected. Again. Haha. Boys are lame. Like, for realll. Oh, & he has no idea I know of his significant other ;D (and the plot thickens!)
I also found out today that two of my best friends in the entire world would go lesbian for me. I love them very dearly. But I'm not thinking that going gay is in my future. And after proposing the idea to my mother jokingly, she only replied 'No. I want grandchildren.' Well goodness, mom. I won't follow my heart just because of your selfish needs. Not really. But if I was in a worse mood, I probably would have meant that.
Actually, contrary to the current circumstances, I am in a spectacular mood. I've created a fool-proof plan for making this kid realize he's a complete ass hole, while teaching him a lesson on why he shouldn't be a dick face. Some may call this being a bitch. Some, revenge. I say justice!
Do you know how funny, entertaining and terrible it is to be mean with a cause? Now. I'm not promoting violence, abuse of any kind, or revenge. I'm just saying, in my situation, I feel that I can be all 'awww, i like you a lot' and really be 'what the hell. i wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole'. I find it humorous. Yes. Call me spiteful. Terrible. A Bitch. All of the above, anyone? I think any negative adjective fits my behavior right now. But I don't care what you think ;D You're not going to lead me on, have a girlfriend, and when questioned about her, say she's a retard and completely ignore the subject altogether. Really? Freaking man up, dude. And grow a pair. I did. You can too.
I'm thinking this post is going to revolve all around me venting about this. Not that I have much to vent about, as my best friends have already heard it all. Charley, I love yewwww :) Ha. He has no idea that I know about his little girlfriend. And he's still hitting on me, still flirting with me, and still trying to get with me. Really boy? I thought you were awesome. Too bad you suck your own dick. (That felt good for me to say-guess I have a little spite built up against this boy).
Charley, I hope you're reading this. I'm... in your own words, using this blog which "exercises my creative writing skills". Go Firefox for catching that spelling mistake I just made, but you didn't see because of the pwnsome powers of the fox of fire! KaPOW! :D

Well. Onto another aspect of this little fiasco. This guy's girlfriend wants my number. Cool. I'm down with that. But what are her intentions? To cuss me out and blame me? I'm not okay with that. If she's calling to see what's happening rationally, I'm down. Ha, let's get real. 16 year old girl who just found out her boyfriend has been cheating on her all while she's been cheating on him with God knows who. Hmm. I'm going with the first option ;) as its more probable.
Gah. Ignorance truly is bliss. Especially when I'm the one with the power. Ohh. I'm deceiving those around me to change my appearance to make it seem like I'm innocent, but really, I'm being clever and astute. WHAT THE HELL. Shakespeare knew what he was talking about with appearances versus reality. Damnn. He's good. Watch out world, I'm the new Macbeth.
So I should be working on my research paper. Which is due technically Monday. But I'm turning it in early. Which means I should have it done by Friday. But I'll be in Louisiana Friday. Thus, it has to be done by Thursday. Ohh goodness. Well, I can do it. I can. I'm the Macbeth of the Millennium, err'body.

Hahahaha. I just got off the phone with the girlfriend. No cussing out. No bad mouthing. Nothing. She's such a nice and sweet girl. I like her. Makes me angry. He's dumb. He does have a flirty personality, but he never acted as though he had a girlfriend. Because usually, boys like to flaunt their females, and not try to get with other girls. But whatever. I guess I assumed the best in someone again. What a let down. He had a four wheeler. Oh well. I deserve better, and quite frankly, so does his girlfriend. I feel terrible now. Shitt.
But then again, I'm glad she sees that he's not as faithful as she thought. Less heart break for her in the end. I'll get blamed for this, of course. But whatever. I don't really truly know either of them. But I'd like to get to know his girlfriend. She seems super sweet :) maybe I just met my next best friend. Well, look at that. Something good came out of this little fiasco.


Gah. Really. High school drama is so lame. I'm so glad this is my last year in this hell. Then I'm college bound! I can't wait. I'm so super excited. And visiting this weekend will be spectacular! New Orleans, here I come! Louisiana or Bust!

Goodnight everyone. Charley, you too. & Brandon. And girlfriend. You're super spectacular. Keep shining like a star.

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